Donald Trump at half speed is basically a drunk guy at the bar talking bullcrap
To get an even clearer idea of just how much nonsense Donald Trump spouts, it turns out you can learn a lot by turning him down to half speed.
Then it becomes clear exactly what sort of logic he deals in. The logic of the drunk guy at the bar (although that might be unfair to the drunk guy at the bar).
Have a listen for yourself.
my favorite way to listen to the president is slowed down to 1/2 speed because it reveals how often times his logic is indistinguishable from that of a drunk person: pic.twitter.com/EJPy3t6Axv
— Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa) January 4, 2019
It is, it really is.
this. is. genius. https://t.co/rm0fVFPDAo
— Red™️ (@Redpainter1) January 4, 2019
I'm crying 😂
It's the first time I've actually laughed at him. Mainly because I find his incompetence and lack of integrity or intellect truly terrifying.
Thank you, I really needed this!
— Ginn Toxic (@Ginny_ficaddict) January 5, 2019
This tweet deserves an Oscar. https://t.co/wVxSxNODMe
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) January 5, 2019
One day all his speeches will be converted to 1/2 speed and be used by covert agencies in their "enhanced interrogation techiniques"… until the Geneva Convention is able to properly classify it as the torture any of he speeches (in any form) is.
— Sam Poikail (@Wolf_of_Indigo) January 5, 2019
I know it’s only January 5 but this is already my favorite thing of 2019. https://t.co/1E3dt1yVop
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) January 6, 2019
Literally every drunk person I accidentally engaged in a conversation at a bar.
— Rich Ard (@UsedUniverse) January 5, 2019
This is absolutely hysterical! https://t.co/w61hxzMaJw
— Wendy & Lisa (@wendyandlisa) January 5, 2019
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