The White House tweeted this Donald Trump quote about going to Mars – only 5 responses you need
When Donald Trump isn’t making a fool of himself on Twitter – the man’s got to sleep – the White House Twitter account does it for him.
We only say this after @WhiteHouse took upon itself to tweet this Trump quote about going to Mars.
"Americans harnessed electricity, split the atom, and gave the world the telephone and the internet. We settled the Wild West, won two World Wars, landed American Astronauts on the Moonโand one day soon, we will plant our flag on Mars!"
โ President @realDonaldTrump
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 6, 2020
And the takedowns came thick and fast. These are the only 5 responses you need.
Atom was split by Earnest Rutherford from NZ. Phone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell from Scotland. World War l and II – group effort but US were there for some of it. Internet – not as good as we thought it was going to be. https://t.co/GOW3YvVlBV
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) July 7, 2020
Actually almost totally incorrect…..
— GuntherBett #FPPE 🐟🐟 (@BettGunther) July 7, 2020
Rutherford (Kiwi) split the atom, Bell (Scot) invented the telephone, Berners-Lee (Brit) invented the WWW, โsettlingโ the Wild West=murdering the Native Americans, the 2 WWs not all yr own work. Otherwise youโre good to go. https://t.co/p6i4IwUdma
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) July 7, 2020
Actually fucking offensive. Talk to the Allies about the world wars. Fuck the fuck off, intern.
— Michael Marshall Smith (@ememess) July 6, 2020
Lolz.
Atom – Rutherford, a New Zealander.
Internet – Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman.
Telephone – Alexander Graham Bell, a Scotsman. https://t.co/mhgs25R7kR— The Ayrshire Separatist (@mathie_dan) July 7, 2020
But credit where credit is due.
Well thatโs mostly a load of old bollocks. But credit where itโs due, you did invent this… https://t.co/iaTeFDIhd5 pic.twitter.com/QC5eIDhSce
— ๐ง๐๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ง๐๐ถ๐ฝ๐ (@TwopTwips) July 10, 2020
To conclude …
Telephone: ๐ฎ๐น + ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
The web: ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ(On ๐บ๐ธ ARPANET)
WWI: ๐ซ๐ท ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ฎ๐น ๐ท๐บ ๐ฏ๐ต (๐บ๐ธ joined late)
WWII: ๐ซ๐ท ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ท๐บ ๐จ๐ณ (๐บ๐ธ joined late)
Moon program ๐บ๐ธ on ๐ฉ๐ช rocket tech
Atom split: ๐ณ๐ฟ in ๐ฌ๐ง uni
Electricity (we use AC not DC): ๐ท๐ธ (harnessing itโก๏ธ+๐ช:๐บ๐ธ)
Mass murdering indigenous โWild Westโ: ๐บ๐ธ https://t.co/ZBXRlZVDIs— Stephen Grant (@stephencgrant) July 10, 2020
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